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Callahan, Daniel

"Any Coincidence Is"

She had to sit down.
"I need to sit down," her voice echoed her thought.
"We've got the tickets, don't we?" Rhonda replied, taking Julia by the
arm and leading her into the theater.

15. Chance Happens
"Good luck needs no explanation."
-- Shirley Temple Black

"So I says to this guy I says -- "
The TV in the bar was on, and the man at Tom's side was letting his
mouth run loose as he sucked back on his third beer in Popeye's
none-too-copyrighted Pub. Jeez, he thought, I finally meet the one,
the one, and she's going out with Kurt. With Kurt! How does he do it?
I couldn't get a date to save my life (except with Rhonda), and Kurt
can't seem to shake them off! Alona's, what, his third this year?
The rest of the bar was watching a rerun of "The Simpsons" and trying
to imitate Barney the drunk. One fell off his chair in a drunken
stupor, which gained the applause of his comrades. After he lay on the
floor for a minute, they realized it hadn't been an imitation, and they
picked him up. They ordered him a coffee and Kaluhua in the most
obnoxious trio of 'Moe the Bartender' voices ever heard east of the
Mississippi.


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