_Champagne_.--Real pleasure (quite new--never thought of before)--must be
_Wright's_; nothing _left_ about it; intoxicating portion of a bird,
getting drunk with pheasant's eye. What gender's wine? _Why hen's_
feminine. Safe three rounds; and some others not quite compact.
_Hock_.--Hic, hec, do.
_Hugeous_.--Glass by all means (_very new_); never could decline it, &c.
&c. &c.
_Dessert_.--Wish every one had it; join hands with _ladies' fingers_ and
bishops' thumbs: Prince Albert and Queen very choice "Windsor pairs;"
medlars; unpleasant neighbour: nuts; decidedly lunatic, sure to be
cracked; disbanding Field Officers shelling out the kernels, &c. &c. &c.
The above are but a few samples from the very extensive joke manufactory
of Messrs. Gammon and Gag, sole patentees of the powerful and prolific
steam-joke double-action press. They are all warranted of the very best
quality, and last date.
Old jokes taken in exchange--of course allowing a liberal per-centage.
Gentlemen's own materials made up in the most superior style, and at the
very shortest notice.
Election squibs going off--a decided sacrifice of splendid talent.
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